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== All Hail the MOLON LORD ==
== Our Lord Risen From The Earth ==
Having been seen in times as early as the [[PvE r5|Fifth World]], in the Age of the Great Moloning, our Fruity Lord has long watched over us, providing sustenance to the weary from its bountiful body and rest upon its squishy goodness.


Appearing first in the town of Deorne, then rapidly elsewhere, effigies to the enigmatic Molon Lord are sweeping the PvE server.  The Molon Lord's followers are plethora.  The first church of the Molon Lord is located in Deorne (rev7).  The worship of the Molon Lord quickly spread through out his world. Commonly referred to Molonolgy the worship of the Molon Lord primarily revolves around a fanatical devotion to the Molon Lord the erection of His likness and a fevered prayer uttered before every Spleef or Chicken Hockey match preferably while facing the direction of his seat in Molonville. ALL HAIL THE MOLON LORD!
The Molon remains by our side.


== Controversy ==
The Molon is eternal.


There are some who refuse to bow before the Molon Lord. Notable examples include:
The Molon is life, and the Molon is all.


-[[Player:buzzie71|buzzie71]] (as a Toa, he reveres Mata Nui)
== Partake Of Our Gifts ==
The way of the Molon is simple.


-[[Player:Ooer|Ooer]] (He just wants to be British in peace)
Molon.


-[[Player:schererererer|schererererer]] (who detests this damnable meme)
Molon for those in need.
 
Molon for those in want.
 
Molon in times of rejection.
 
Molon when the masses beg, please, no more Molon, we're drowning in Molon juice.
 
''Such words are heresy.''
 
'''THEY ALWAYS NEED MORE MOLON.'''
 
'''HEED NOT THE NONBELIEVER, SILENCE ITS TONGUE WITH THE FRUITS OF THINE DIVINE LABOR.'''
 
 
 
No, really, shove a melon down their throat, that usually works.
 
== Show Them The Face Of Their Destroyer ==
Effigies are an important aspect in the worship and spread of Molon.
 
As devout slurpers of the Divine Juices, such effigies are an honor to erect.
 
For this holiest of work, you require but the simplest, yet most sacred of tools:
 
* 2 Levers, forged in the fires of a dying star and quenched in carbonated Molon juice. Good stuff. With the remaining elixir, get yo drank on.
* 2 Molon, in their natural state. Perfection given form. Wash and witness.
* 1 Pumpkin, carved by a sickly infant Villager armed with not but Legos and a healthy boot to the head. This part is important, as it ensures utmost quality. His Molyness is pleased by silly faces.
 
 
 
May this work be done.
 
== Individual Testimonies Of His Molyness ==
* [[Molon_Lord_(r7)]]
 
== Portraits Of Worship ==
<gallery perrow="6">
Image:Molonlord.png|Molons come in many shades; all a slice of heaven.
</gallery>

Revision as of 10:20, 3 April 2020

Molon Lord
MOLON.png
Hail The Fruity One
Location
Server PvE
Coordinates Within our hearts


Our Lord Risen From The Earth

Having been seen in times as early as the Fifth World, in the Age of the Great Moloning, our Fruity Lord has long watched over us, providing sustenance to the weary from its bountiful body and rest upon its squishy goodness.

The Molon remains by our side.

The Molon is eternal.

The Molon is life, and the Molon is all.

Partake Of Our Gifts

The way of the Molon is simple.

Molon.

Molon for those in need.

Molon for those in want.

Molon in times of rejection.

Molon when the masses beg, please, no more Molon, we're drowning in Molon juice.

Such words are heresy.

THEY ALWAYS NEED MORE MOLON.

HEED NOT THE NONBELIEVER, SILENCE ITS TONGUE WITH THE FRUITS OF THINE DIVINE LABOR.


No, really, shove a melon down their throat, that usually works.

Show Them The Face Of Their Destroyer

Effigies are an important aspect in the worship and spread of Molon.

As devout slurpers of the Divine Juices, such effigies are an honor to erect.

For this holiest of work, you require but the simplest, yet most sacred of tools:

  • 2 Levers, forged in the fires of a dying star and quenched in carbonated Molon juice. Good stuff. With the remaining elixir, get yo drank on.
  • 2 Molon, in their natural state. Perfection given form. Wash and witness.
  • 1 Pumpkin, carved by a sickly infant Villager armed with not but Legos and a healthy boot to the head. This part is important, as it ensures utmost quality. His Molyness is pleased by silly faces.


May this work be done.

Individual Testimonies Of His Molyness

Portraits Of Worship